Stiff & Kitsch: BY ALL ACCOUNTS TWO NORMAL GIRLS*
*A real life quote from a real life reviewer. Yeah, we know
"Stiff and Kitsch aren't two normal girls: They're two extremely talented comedians"
After the devastating realisation that they were older than Adele - Sally and Rhiannon wrote their first show and headed to Edinburgh. They dreamed of lights, fame and glory. What they got was a month long hangover, an autograph request from a lady in a chip shop who thought Sally actually was Adele, and a five star review which deemed them ‘Two Normal Girls’. Wait a second! Sally did not get a full body wax to be normal. Rhiannon did not self-publish her memoir ‘Rhiannon Neads: I’m not normal’ to be normal. They did not spend three years at drama school, £40,000 and an unpleasant summer holiday learning the entire works of Shakespeare TO BE NORMAL.